Sean Avery to the Rangers…

See you later Sean. We hardly knew you!

btw, I’m working on an Oliver Stone-style film based on the assassination attempt on Avery’s life that was perpetrated by snipers under the the direction of Jaromir Jagr. It was a horrible day that will live in infamy!

Below you will see the result of this horrific crime:
Sean Every and Elisha Cuthbert after the assassination attempt